Total Medals Earned: 82 (From 15 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,765 Points
Medals Earned: 6/13 (75/240 points)
Obtain the Gun.
Obtain the Halo.
Obtain the Sword.
Kill 25 Androids.
Kill 25 Executioners.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Disobey 10 different commands.
Obey 10 different commands.
Medals Earned: 5/11 (160/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
You found a stalker!
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
...
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
Good luck with your new career.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/35 points)
Beat the game in enlarged mode
Beat the game in miniature mode
Medals Earned: 1/26 (5/500 points)
Perform an execution
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
150 Kills in a match
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Medals Earned: 15/20 (400/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Buy everything